Geschrieben von Mulciber am 15.07.2006 um 13:50:
Modern World Religons
atheism --------------- shit happens
hare krisna ---------------- shit happens rama dama ding dong
hinduism ------------ this shit has happened before
islam ------------------------ if shit happens, take a hostage
zen ------------------- what is the sound of shit happening
buddhism ---------------------- if shit happens, it's really shit
7th day adventism ----------------------- shit happens on Saturdays
protestantism ------------------------ shit won't happen if I work harder
catholism ------------------------- if shit happens, I deserve it
Jehovas witness------------------- knock,knock; shit happens
jewism --------------------- why does the shit always happen to us
mormon----------------------- shit happens again and again and again
rastafarian -------------------------- let's make this shit happen
confucianism--------------------- confucius says "shit happens"
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